Johnny Simmons

I had a strange dream last night. Actually it was two dreams; it had to be because the juxtaposition of them is too ridiculous for it to be one. The first one was about Meryl Streep. No I didn’t kill her or anything, I just dreamt she won the Oscar for Julie and Julia. Yes, you heard it here first. Well I don’t think she’ll be winning, neither do I want her to win…but I did dream it. As usual she gave a splendid speech, but that didn’t assuage me. I was very pissed. And for some reason I was actually at the ceremony…not watching on TV. So yeah, that’s quite strange.

                

The second dream was somewhat perverted. It involved me, Sara Ramirez, Sandra Oh and Lindsay Lohan. Well obviously Sara and Sandra go together from Grey’s, but the inclusion of Lindsay was a bit arbitrary. Yes, it was that type of dream…which is vaguely embarrassing but in real life I never thought I’d go there with Sandra Oh, probably with Lindsay…and you must admit Sara Ramirez? Yum.

Now the weird part about the dream [no the licentious part wasn’t it] was that it seems that the second part happened at the Oscars…I’m wondering, where in the Kodak theatre is there room for me to perform acts of debauchery. Oh well, where there’s a will…