Johnny Simmons

The freakiest shit happened to me today. For no apparent reason – I mean, untouched without preamble with any goading the monitor of my computer did a back flip. Yes, my monitor one of the normal-not-a-flat-screen-huge-monitor literally, and I say literally merely for dramatic effect, fell off from its stand and toppled over backwards. To the floor. And by the way it’s still working. Yes, a three-and-a-half foot fall and it’s intact. I don’t if I should be freaked out or not. If I had seen this on TV I’d have probably expected it to come out looking like this. Or at least not working. But let me tell you when it fell [yes I saw this traumatic event] I was thinking I am so going to need some money right now. I can't live without this thing.

                    

This reminds me of when I was five and fell from a two story building onto some asphalt and only ended up needing one stitch. Weird? I know. Is God trying to send me a message? Is he trying to tell me, "Andrew, enough with the computer. Get a life!" Is this way of telling me that I have a problem. Do I need to confront this? Is there a Bloggers Anonymous, or Internet Addicts Symposium I should attend? Should I? Anybody?

                   

I didn't think so.